Contact

Got a question? We’ve got you.

Whether it’s about your order, shipping, or just general chaos—hit us up.

We’re a small Aussie brand, so when you message us, you’re talking to the actual people behind Thirsty Phuccs.

No bots. No call centres. Just us.

📩 Email: thirstyphuccs@gmail.com
📱 Instagram: @thirstyphuccs.com

We usually reply within 24–48 hours (sometimes quicker if we’re not buried in orders 🍺).

If you’re contacting us about an order, please include:

This helps us sort things out faster.

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We’ve tried to keep everything simple so you don’t have to wait around.

We’re not a massive corporate brand.

We’re just building something fun, Aussie, and a bit unhinged in the best way.

So if you’re here for good gear, good laughs, or a quick fix—we’re glad you found us.

Thanks for supporting Thirsty Phuccs.

Now go crack a cold one and enjoy your day.