Shipping & Delivery

Fast, simple, no BS.

We ship all orders Australia-wide so you can get your Thirsty Phuccs gear as quickly as possible.

No confusing rules. No hidden fees. Just straight-up shipping.

Processing times

We usually pack and ship orders within 1–3 business days.

If we’re getting smashed with orders (which happens more than we’d like to admit 🍺), it might take a little longer—but we’ll always work as fast as possible.

Delivery times

Once shipped, typical delivery times are:

• Metro areas: 2–5 business days
• Regional areas: 3–7 business days
• WA / remote areas: 4–10 business days

These are estimates only and can vary depending on Australia Post.

Shipping cost

🚚 Free shipping Australia-wide

No minimum spend. No surprises at checkout.

Tracking your order

Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive a tracking email so you can follow it every step of the way.

(Yes, you can check it 10 times a day—we don’t judge.)

Lost or delayed orders

Once your order leaves us, it’s in the hands of Australia Post.

If something seems off or delayed, hit us up and we’ll help sort it out.

We’re not into leaving people hanging.

Wrong address?

Double-check your details at checkout. If something’s wrong, contact us ASAP and we’ll do our best to fix it before it ships.

Questions?

If you’re unsure about anything, just reach out.

📩 Email: thirstyphuccs@gmail.com
📱 Or DM us on Instagram

We’re real people behind this, not some faceless warehouse.

Cheers 🍺

Thanks for supporting Thirsty Phuccs.

Now go grab your gear and get it on its way.